Hipo

The prettiest and tallest member of Love Lounge is also one of the 7 users of /bant/. Born in monkeyland, he has been training Japanese (fuck chinks) Kung Fu (pictured) since he was 4. This martial art proficiency turned him into a pokémon master, undefeated until all pokémon misteriously died.

All females in a 10 kilometer (fuck anglos) radius get wet from his presence, this power also affects homossexual males like ddic. Thats why he has the greatest harem in Love Lounge, with hundreds of high quality cis females. Said harem has more than twice the members of the gay second place, owned by a janny. Hipo's favorite lift is the deadlift, but his best one is the squat, from where he gets his juicy thighs that everyone loves.

He received a mission from an indoaryan prince, who fell ill to jannies' deviant behaviour. Hipo took on his based badge that jannies hate and went on a quest for revenge that will fatally bring destruction to Love Lounge's moderation. Specially the Janny Team Leader.

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